Part One of my English Final..

Metaphorical Definitions..

• Memories are stains on your dry-clean polo.
• Love is a poison arrow, a feeling you won't forget.
• Envy is the radio telling you you aren't good enough as you are.
• Laziness (and or potential) is sugar lying unmixed at the bottom of a glass of iced tea.
• Spontaneity is that unknown spice to life that can either make things seem better or worse.
• Apathy is teflon. (This, by far, was the lamest one I came up with. -__-'l')
• Life is a stage where anyone can take the spotlight.

I need to employ juxtaposition to make this at least entertaining.. -___- I'll fix this later. I'm only half thinking atm..